No Airbags. We Die Like Real Men
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Size chart
It is very important you order the right size - exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Below we show you how to measure yourself and the sizes based on apparel type.
T-shirts |
Length (in-cm) | Width (in-cm) |
|
Small |
28 - 71.1 | 18 - 45.7 |
|
Medium |
29 - 73.7 | 20 - 50.8 |
|
Large |
30 - 76.2 | 22 - 55.9 |
|
X Large |
31 - 78.7 | 24 - 61 |
|
2X Large |
32 - 81.3 | 26 - 66 |
|
3X Large |
33 - 83.8 | 28 - 71.1 |
Hoodies & Sweaters |
Length (in-cm) | Width (in-cm) |
|
Small |
26 - 66 | 20 - 50.8 |
|
Medium |
27 - 68.6 | 22 - 55.9 |
|
Large |
28 - 71.1 | 24 - 61 |
|
X Large |
29 - 73.7 | 26 - 66 |
|
2X Large |
30 - 76.2 | 28 - 71.1 |
|
3X Large |
31 - 78.7 | 30 - 76.2 |
Raglan shirts |
Length (in-/cm) | Width (in-cm) |
|
Small |
17.5 - 44.5 | 29 - 73.7 |
|
Medium |
19.5 - 49.5 | 30 - 76.2 |
|
Large |
21.5 - 54.6 | 31 - 78.7 |
|
X Large |
23.5 - 59.7 | 32 - 81.3 |
|
2X Large |
25.5 - 64.8 | 33 - 83.8 |
Female T-Shirts |
SHIRT WIDTH | SHIRT LENGTH | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE |
| Small | 18.5 | 25.25 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 |
| Medium | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 |
| Large | 22 | 26.75 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 |
| X Large | 24 | 27.5 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 |
| 2X Large | 26 | 28.25 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 |
The Design
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. First of all, lets be clear that this shirt is in jest and we aren't advocating you drive a car without an airbag. Unless its a classic car, in which case you are fine.
The Shirt
- Wash shirt inside-out to preserve the graphic
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colors contain polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
All sales are final unless the item is defective, damaged, or the wrong one was sent.
It is very important you order the right size - exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Read more here.
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