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No Airbags. We Die Like Real Men

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The Design

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. First of all, lets be clear that this shirt is in jest and we aren't advocating you drive a car without an airbag. Unless its a classic car, in which case you are fine. 

The Shirt

  • Wash shirt inside-out to preserve the graphic
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

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No Airbags. We Die Like Real Men

No Airbags. We Die Like Real Men

$29.95 USD