Buy The Car T-Shirt | Worst Case You Die Broke Tee

Description

A darkly funny car enthusiast tee for anyone who has ever stared at a listing too long and talked themselves into a terrible financial decision. Built around the line “Buy the car. Worst case, you die broke,” this design celebrates dream garages, questionable math, late-night browsing, and the beautiful irrationality of loving cars.

Perfect for car collectors, garage dreamers, project car hunters, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes life is too short to keep choosing the sensible option.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8