Certified Emotional Support Porsche T-Shirt | Funny Porsche Enthusiast

Description

A funny Porsche-inspired tee for anyone who knows their favorite form of emotional support has four wheels, a flat-six, and a sports car badge. Built around the phrase “Certified Emotional Support Porsche,” this design celebrates the simple joy of a great drive, a garage escape, and the kind of automotive obsession that makes even the toughest days feel a little better.

Perfect for Porsche fans, 911 loyalists, air-cooled enthusiasts, modern GT dreamers, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes a little Porsche therapy is always good for the soul.

Wash the shirt inside-out to preserve the graphic
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8