Corvette Buy The Car T-Shirt | Worst Case You Die Broke Tee

Description

A darkly funny Corvette tee for the enthusiast who knows the responsible choice is not always the memorable one. Built around the line “Buy the car. Worst case, you die broke,” this design celebrates dream garages, late-night listings, big American performance, and the kind of Corvette obsession that makes perfect emotional sense.

Perfect for Corvette fans, garage dreamers, C1-to-C8 loyalists, Z06 and ZR1 obsessives, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes life is too short to keep walking away from the car they really want.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8