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I Am The Warranty T-Shirt | Garage Mechanic Humor Tee
$29.95 USD
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A funny garage-inspired tee for the person who fixes it themselves, trusts their own tools, and accepts absolutely no responsibility after the test drive. Built for DIY mechanics, project car owners, and anyone whose warranty policy is basically “hand me the socket set.”
Perfect for garage tinkerers, backyard mechanics, project car addicts, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes confidence, questionable decisions, and a decent tool collection are all the warranty they need.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for garage tinkerers, backyard mechanics, project car addicts, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes confidence, questionable decisions, and a decent tool collection are all the warranty they need.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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