"I'm Not Old, I'm a Classic" T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Car Lover Classic Car Lifestyle Tee
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All purchases are final sale. Exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Below, we show you how to measure yourself and the sizes based on apparel type. Pro tip! Measure one of your similar items at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Unisex T-shirts |
Length (in-cm) | Width (in-cm) |
|
Small |
28 - 71.1 | 18 - 45.7 |
|
Medium |
29 - 73.7 | 20 - 50.8 |
|
Large |
30 - 76.2 | 22 - 55.9 |
|
X Large |
31 - 78.7 | 24 - 61 |
|
2X Large |
32 - 81.3 | 26 - 66 |
|
3X Large |
33 - 83.8 | 28 - 71.1 |
Button-Up Shirts |
Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
| 2XS | 20 ½ | 30 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |
| XS | 21 ¼ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| Small | 22 | 30 ⅞ | 10 ¼ |
| Medium | 22 ¾ | 31 ¼ | 10 ¼ |
| Large | 24 ⅜ | 32 ⅛ | 10 ⅜ |
| XL | 26 | 32 ⅞ | 10 ⅝ |
| 2XL | 27 ⅝ | 33 ¾ | 10 ¾ |
| 3XL | 29 ⅛ | 35 | 11 |
| 4XL | 30 ¾ | 35 ¾ | 11 ¼ |
| 5XL | 32 ¼ | 36 ⅝ | 11 ⅜ |
| 6XL | 33 ⅞ | 37 ⅜ | 11 ⅝ |
| Polo Shirts (Slim Fit) | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
| XS | 27 ¾ | 19 |
| S | 28 ¼ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 28 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 29 | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 29 ¼ | 22 |
| 2XL | 29 ¾ | 22 ¾ |
| 3XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ½ |
Hoodies |
Length (in) | Width (in) |
| Small | 27 | 20 |
| Medium | 28 | 21 |
| Large | 29 | 23 |
| XL | 30 | 25 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 1/2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
Raglan shirts |
Length (in) | Width (in) |
| XS | 26 | 16 ½ |
| Small | 28 | 18 |
| Medium | 29 | 20 |
| Large | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Women's T-Shirts |
SHIRT WIDTH | SHIRT LENGTH | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE |
| Small | 18.5 | 25.25 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 |
| Medium | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 |
| Large | 22 | 26.75 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 |
| XL | 24 | 27.5 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 |
| 2XL | 26 | 28.25 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 |
"I'm Not Old, I'm a Classic" T-Shirt | Funny Vintage Car Lover Classic Car Lifestyle Tee | Gift for Dads, Granddads & Classic Car Enthusiasts
Not old. Classic. There's a difference, and every car person worth their garage already knows it. The same logic that turns a vintage muscle car, a classic European sports car, or any well-aged piece of automotive iron into an appreciating asset applies to the people who've been driving and loving them since the parts were still available at the dealer. Patina is just character with mileage. A few extra years just means the engine's broken in. Wear the classic that wears it best.
Perfect for classic car owners, lifelong gearheads, restoration veterans, cruise night regulars, vintage iron lifers, and anyone whose age is a feature, not a bug. A killer Father's Day, birthday, or "just because" gift for the dad, granddad, uncle, or husband who insists he isn't getting older — he's just getting more valuable.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
All sales are final unless the item is defective, damaged, or the wrong one was sent.
It is very important you order the right size - exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Read more here.
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