"It's Not a Leak. It's Marking Its Territory" T-Shirt | Funny Classic Muscle Car Oil Drip Vintage Garage Humor Te
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All purchases are final sale. Exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Below, we show you how to measure yourself and the sizes based on apparel type. Pro tip! Measure one of your similar items at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.
Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).
Unisex T-shirts |
Length (in-cm) | Width (in-cm) |
|
Small |
28 - 71.1 | 18 - 45.7 |
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Medium |
29 - 73.7 | 20 - 50.8 |
|
Large |
30 - 76.2 | 22 - 55.9 |
|
X Large |
31 - 78.7 | 24 - 61 |
|
2X Large |
32 - 81.3 | 26 - 66 |
|
3X Large |
33 - 83.8 | 28 - 71.1 |
Button-Up Shirts |
Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
| 2XS | 20 ½ | 30 ⅛ | 10 ¼ |
| XS | 21 ¼ | 30 ½ | 10 ¼ |
| Small | 22 | 30 ⅞ | 10 ¼ |
| Medium | 22 ¾ | 31 ¼ | 10 ¼ |
| Large | 24 ⅜ | 32 ⅛ | 10 ⅜ |
| XL | 26 | 32 ⅞ | 10 ⅝ |
| 2XL | 27 ⅝ | 33 ¾ | 10 ¾ |
| 3XL | 29 ⅛ | 35 | 11 |
| 4XL | 30 ¾ | 35 ¾ | 11 ¼ |
| 5XL | 32 ¼ | 36 ⅝ | 11 ⅜ |
| 6XL | 33 ⅞ | 37 ⅜ | 11 ⅝ |
| Polo Shirts (Slim Fit) | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
| XS | 27 ¾ | 19 |
| S | 28 ¼ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 28 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 29 | 21 ¼ |
| XL | 29 ¼ | 22 |
| 2XL | 29 ¾ | 22 ¾ |
| 3XL | 30 ¼ | 23 ½ |
Hoodies |
Length (in) | Width (in) |
| Small | 27 | 20 |
| Medium | 28 | 21 |
| Large | 29 | 23 |
| XL | 30 | 25 |
| 2XL | 31 | 26 1/2 |
| 3XL | 32 | 28 |
Raglan shirts |
Length (in) | Width (in) |
| XS | 26 | 16 ½ |
| Small | 28 | 18 |
| Medium | 29 | 20 |
| Large | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
Women's T-Shirts |
SHIRT WIDTH | SHIRT LENGTH | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE |
| Small | 18.5 | 25.25 | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 |
| Medium | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 |
| Large | 22 | 26.75 | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 |
| XL | 24 | 27.5 | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 |
| 2XL | 26 | 28.25 | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 |
| 3XL | 28 | 29 | 26-28 | 56-58 | 30-32 |
"It's Not a Leak. It's Marking Its Territory" T-Shirt | Funny Classic Muscle Car Oil Drip Vintage Garage Humor Tee | Gift for Classic Car Owners & Gearheads
It's not a leak. It's marking its territory. The universal classic muscle car owner's defense — and one of the most relatable phrases in all of vintage car culture. Every classic American muscle car drips a little. The old gaskets weep. The valve covers seep. The transmission pan sweats. The differential leaves a little reminder on the driveway. That oil spot on the garage floor isn't a problem — it's a personality trait. And anyone who actually owns a classic understands that fluids on the floor are part of the relationship. Wear the defense every vintage car owner has used at least once.
Perfect for classic muscle car owners, vintage American iron lifers, garage floor cardboard collectors, oil-spot connoisseurs, lifelong gearheads who've made peace with weeping gaskets, cruise night regulars, and anyone whose driveway has a permanent oil stain that's been there since 1987. A perfect Father's Day, birthday, or "just because" gift for the dad, granddad, uncle, or buddy whose classic has been "almost not leaking" for the last twenty years.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
All sales are final unless the item is defective, damaged, or the wrong one was sent.
It is very important you order the right size - exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Read more here.
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