Porsche Buy The Car T-Shirt | Worst Case You Die Broke Tee

Description

A darkly funny Porsche-inspired tee for the enthusiast who has already done the math and decided the math does not matter. Built around the line “Buy the car. Worst case, you die broke,” this design celebrates late-night listings, bad financial judgment, dream garages, and the kind of automotive obsession that rarely makes sense on paper.

Perfect for Porsche fans, garage dreamers, air-cooled obsessives, modern GT addicts, Cars & Coffee regulars, and anyone who believes life is too short to keep pretending the sensible choice is the fun one.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8