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They Can't Steal What They Can't Drive

$29.95 USD Regular price
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Black Heather
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The Design

Long live the manual gearbox, the ultimate anti-theft device. This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

The Shirt

  • Wash shirt inside-out to preserve the graphic
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colors contain polyester
  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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    All sales are final unless the item is defective, damaged, or the wrong one was sent.

    It is very important you order the right size - exchanges/refunds will not be given for buyer error or remorse. Read more here.

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    They Can't Steal What They Can't Drive

    They Can't Steal What They Can't Drive

    $29.95 USD