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A funny car enthusiast tee for anyone who knows exactly where the money goes: parts, fuel, tires, tools, upgrades, repairs, and somehow even more parts. Built around the line “This Vehicle Converts Money Into Noise,” this design celebrates the beautiful financial disaster of building, modifying, and maintaining something loud enough to make it all feel worth it.
Perfect for project car owners, garage regulars, hot rodders, tuner fans, muscle car lovers, Cars & Coffee veterans, and anyone whose favorite machine turns disposable income into horsepower, exhaust notes, and questionable life choices.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Perfect for project car owners, garage regulars, hot rodders, tuner fans, muscle car lovers, Cars & Coffee veterans, and anyone whose favorite machine turns disposable income into horsepower, exhaust notes, and questionable life choices.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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